21 7 / 2014

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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21 7 / 2014

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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21 7 / 2014

ninfia:

im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

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19 7 / 2014

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19 7 / 2014

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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19 7 / 2014

19 7 / 2014

19 7 / 2014

wimpynoodle:

wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why


No one has talked about the line “started from the bottom”

wimpynoodle:

wiggleman99:

babefield:

why did they choose this pic of him looking back

you know why

No one has talked about the line “started from the bottom”

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19 7 / 2014

17 7 / 2014

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

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